A little bit of everything
stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

Colombia’s James Rodriguez celebrates with a huge insect on his right arm

chrisnolansscarf:

chrisnolansscarf:

I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.