stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
Write this on my tombstone
I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies.
but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.